humi

Ew, gross. Is that tiny pathetic little baby carrot what you call your dick? I thought so. Ugh. I bet you’re going to try to woo me or something too aren’t you. Puh-lease. I’ve heard it all before so save your breath, you’ll need your stamina to jerk that little pee pee of yours anyways. We both know, you want me but you aren’t good enough. So you’re going to have to impress me or amuse me. Oh, I know. My pretty shoes are awfully dirty. Why don’t you put that mouth to work and clean them? I don’t want to hear a peep out of you until the bottoms sparkle! Don’t you dare gag!